Essays
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-10-28 | Author:Wendy Northcutt

Reference: The Malaysian Insider DARWIN SAYS, MERITS DEBATED! We are divided about whether to give this man a Darwin Award. Local news reports indicate that inept do-it-yourself vehicle conversions are ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2007-12-30 | Author:George Saunders

HUSTLING FOR SCHOOLBOOKS I cross the bridge into Nuevo Laredo (“the most dangerous city in North America,” according to Dan) with an African American long-haul truck driver from Kentucky who’s ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2008-07-01 | Author:Christian Lander

85 The Wire Though white people have a natural aversion to TV, there are some exceptions. For white people to like a TV show it helps if it is critically ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | | Author:Ehrlich, Brenna & Bartz, Andrea [Ehrlich, Brenna]

While we’ve already broken down the neighborhood and basic dwelling situation of your common hipster (see Chapter 5), we have yet to delve deeper into the bowels of his native ...
( Category: Popular Culture March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-09-28 | Author:David Sedaris

The Cow and the Turkey The cow was notoriously cheap, so it surprised everyone when she voted yes for the secret Santa scheme. It was the horse’s suggestion, and she ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2004-06-01 | Author:David Sedaris

The good news was that my blood sugar was normal. "You should count yourself lucky," Martin said. "Mine is all over the place." He showed me a scar on the ...
( Category: Parenting & Families March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-06-11 | Author:Carolla, Adam [Carolla, Adam]

Our house had a rotating cast of degenerate roommates coming and going and friends of friends that I wasn’t friends with crashing on the sofa. There’s a reason it’s called ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2002-04-10 | Author:George Carlin

“Someone please call the museum and have this onion dip carbon- dated.” “How about this multihued Jell-O from Christmas? It’s July now. If no one wants this, I’m going to ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2002-09-24 | Author:Paul Feig

CAN BUY ME LOVE The whole time I was in school, from kindergarten all the way through graduation, I can’t remember a time when I didn’t have a crush on ...
( Category: Specific Demographics March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-06-05 | Author:Rivers, Joan [Rivers, Joan]

THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A DINNER PARTY The table looks great; most of the place settings match. There’s a pubic hair in my soup and it looks like Uncle ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |es | 2009-09-30 | Author:Sloane Crosley

SIGN LANGUAGE FOR INFIDELS I don’t remember exactly how long I was in that tiny, overheated room. My presence there began on a road not so much paved with good ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-11-08 | Author:Nora Ephron

I Just Want to Say: The Egg-White Omelette There’s a new book out about diet, and it apparently says what I’ve known all my life—protein is good for you, carbohydrates ...
( Category: Authors March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-01-01 | Author:Joan Rivers

THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A DINNER PARTY The table looks great; most of the place settings match. There’s a pubic hair in my soup and it looks like Uncle ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-03-09 | Author:Chelsea Handler

My brother Greg Chapter Seven Black-on-Black Crime When I travel to New York, I hire a big, black, British driver named Sylvan. I call him Chocolate Chunk. At the end ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf | | 2010-06-10 | Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Yes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops VOICE: This is Steve. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Oh, hi, ...
( Category: Religion March 25,2014 )